10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.