10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.