10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen