10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.