10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers