10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph