10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT