10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.