10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977