10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.