10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.