10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...