10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom