10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is