10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel