10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is for loners.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln