10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
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- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.