10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- It's Free To Fold...
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."