10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare