10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe