10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright