10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts