10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.