10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---