10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz