10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)