10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986