10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• if u play for the thrill u are ill