10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker