10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is for loners.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.