10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.