10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.