10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "No river, no fish."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.