10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown