10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.