10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A