10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."