10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes