10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Fold and live to fold again
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.