10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Welcome to kicker school
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave