10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- It's Free To Fold...
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "All-in, bitches!!!"