10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen