10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword