10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• im going to 2 out you to death