10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fold and live to fold again
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson