10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth