10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"