10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.