10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.