10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha